Banana sculpture!!! Darius is so proud.
Darius eats a banana seductively while Rachel talks about “touching it.”
I found a purple lace American Apparel bra in the office, so Darius is wearing it on his head and listening to songs about America to celebrate the world cup win today. Go USA!!!
GTFO bitch, I’m watching soccer.
“ My face is numb… and not for the right reason. ”
Darius
“ I just want to sit on a bidet all b-day. ”
Darius
Bad-ass Darius cuts his cocoa puffs with cheerios while listening to Young Jeezy.
Darius croons along to Janet Jackson. Shmooooooov.
“ It’s so hot in here, I’m gonna take of my shirt. And by ‘shirt,’ I mean ‘pants.’ ”
Darius
Darius moderates an important phone call.
